Jeremy Cries

Jeremy is crying because he is studying the aesthetics of the counter-culture, but he just can't get it.

Anne-Sophie Cries

Anne-Sophie is crying because she doesn't know if there is a causal link between her strep throat and studying Chinese, either way, it is difficult to speak Chinese with a strep throat.

Chris Cries

Chris is crying because he cannot stop looking at pictures of bunnies and lol catz, instead of studying at all.

Madhuri and Kyle Cry

Madhuri is crying because she is studying fashion and her book says tie-dye went out of style in 1978. Kyle is crying because he is studying the Holocaust.

Mallory cries

Mallory is crying because there is no archaeological data whatsoever on the Koreshan Unity Settlement, and because all her conjugatory prowess has left her.

Ariel Cries

Ariel and Ariel are crying because the internet is studying them.