Alex Cries

Alex is crying because of all of the pages left still.

Megan Cries

Megan is crying because all the femme fatales are actually castrators, and all canes and cigarettes are phalluses, and Cris Hassold just said blondes have more fun!

Fabienne Cries

Fabienne is crying because Communism killed Czech avant-garde, and the implications thereof.

Anne-Sophie Cries

Anne-Sophie is crying because she doesn't know if there is a causal link between her strep throat and studying Chinese, either way, it is difficult to speak Chinese with a strep throat.

Jasmine Cries

Jasmine is crying because she is studying 'Gender'.

David Cries

David is crying because a greater investment in higher education has led to a maximization of his gif productivity with a negative externality of consuming textbooks.

Karen Cries

Karen is crying because because she is studying for a standardized biochem exam for which no advice, study guide, or advice exists, she needs advice.

Katelyn Cries

Katelyn is crying because she is can't judge any of these books by their covers.

Rozalyn Cries

Roz is crying because she is studying """""""art"""""""".

Kyra, Sandy and Rachel Cry

Kyra, Sandy and Rachel are crying because they are studying hard(ly).

Roger Cries

Roger is crying because studying statistics has turned him into one.

Chris Cries

Chris is crying because he cannot stop looking at pictures of bunnies and lol catz, instead of studying at all.

Michael and friends Cry

Michael et al are crying because in the end, she throws herself under a train.

Tacy and Becky Cry

Becky and Tacy are crying because of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

Michael W. Cries

Michael is crying because his roommate told him that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer...

Samantha Cries

Samantha is crying because penguins mate for life.

Maya Cries

Maya is crying because she has been looking for an argument up her nose for the past four hours, when she was supposed to be looking in her book!

Liza Cries

Liza is crying because she is studying the pros, and mainly the cons, of choosing drunk kick ball over preparing a French presentation.

Katie Cries

Katie is crying because she has been reading about sustainable cities from the back of the book to the front, but things don't look so good either way.

Marisa Cries

Marisa is crying while studying for Medieval Manuscripts, Marisa can't abide alliterations.

Cody Cries

Cody is crying because he hallucinated his work became food, it did, and now he has lost all of his problem sets.

Matthew Cries

Matthew would be crying, but he can't because he is dying instead.

Evan Cries

Evan is crying because he would rather be having communitas than a forum war.

Sonali Cries

Sonali is crying because her bio paper on apoptosis is an ostentatious reminder of her own mortality.

Madhuri and Kyle Cry

Madhuri is crying because she is studying fashion and her book says tie-dye went out of style in 1978. Kyle is crying because he is studying the Holocaust.

Michael Cries

Michael is crying because his native language was seized in the name of the people.

Mallory cries

Mallory is crying because there is no archaeological data whatsoever on the Koreshan Unity Settlement, and because all her conjugatory prowess has left her.

Ariel Cries

Ariel and Ariel are crying because the internet is studying them.

Emily Cries

Emily is crying because she is scared.

Bill Cries

Bill is crying because not even the 'Letter on Humanism' could ease the Angst that Heidegger's Nazism caused in Bill's heart (and Dasein).

Suzanne Cries

Suzanne is crying because her psychology paper outline smells like onions.

Andrew Cries

 Andrew is crying while writing "Marxist Thought Through the Lens of Nietzschean Historiography" and also because his hair is in his eyes.

Alec Cries

Alec is crying because he is studien Deutsch and, diese Sprache mich nicht.

Crystal Cries

Crystal is crying because of the gender wage gap.